3/4/20 – A donkey will sink in quicksand quicker than a mule because the mule is so calm; the mule may not sink at all.
1/28/20 – You cannot breathe and swallow at the same time.
12/3/19 – If you took all the blood vessels out of your body and laid them end to end they would go around the world more than twice.
10/30/19 – You are twice (or more) as likely to die from trying to get a snack from a vending machine than by a shark.
9/18/19 – It takes 364 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.